Lauren Conrad is a best-selling author.
Should I:
1. Pour Bailey’s into my coffee and call it a day?
2. Buy over-sized sunglasses and text madly?
3. Get a new job? Like, a pig hunter? or an activist? Or, I’ve always wanted to work with the retarded
4. Try to trophywifeasize myself?
5. Stuff my bra with mangoes and call it a day?
6. Jazzercise?
7. Write a script for a female version of Old School?
8. Write a young adult novel (already working on it)
9. Stop blogging, facebooking, twittering and watching bad movies like “He’s Really Just Not That Into You”? Dialogue seriously sucky
10. Link to my novel and hope for the best?

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