1. Emily Yeung

2. Daniel Cook

3. The man at Costco who hit my kid with his shopping cart to make sure I wouldn’t get a sample of tuna before him.

4. Myself for not knowing how to make my columns wider on my blog

5. Loren, Lo and Audrina, but I want to bitch slap them on camera so then I can be on The Hills ’cause I love that show. Call me, LC!

6. People who say they don’t watch t.v

7. Anyone reading Eat, Pray, Love

8. That cafe my daughter loves that charges $3.30 for a plain bagel and $8.00 for a slice of cake. I am so tempted to drop your name right now, but I really love going there for dinner.

9. Suri Cruise*

*No children were harmed in the making of this list. You’d think I don’t like children, especially if you’ve also read my posts, I Don’t Like Your Kid and I Really Don’t Like Your Dim-Witted Kid, but I’ll Try. But the thing is: I do like children, just not the aforementioned three and a few others as well.

and finally…

10. Stephen Elliott (author of My Girlfriend Comes to the City and Beats Me Up) becausue I know he’d like it.