I’m not really a fan of Octomom–poor gal, who is? The moniker is hideous, too. Makes me think of a Palinesque superhero octopus whose power is to nurse with its eight nipples while bashing people over the head with bible-holding tentacles. A lot of things are hideous about the whole thing–like [...]

I often wonder how I can make money off of my child. If you think your kid is the next Lindsay Lohan, or uh, maybe someone less fucked up…Brittney? Woops, no. Jaime Lynn? (pregnant pause) *Miley? Um…Dakota? There we go. Perhaps your daughter could be the next Dakota [...]

Within one minute of meeting my waxer I am on a bed, naked from the waist down and her hand is on my vagina. I’m trying to think of something to say, but all that comes to mind is: “So, have you seen any good ones lately?”She runs over my little remark with [...]

The Grammy’s were SO good. I love the Grammy’s, and watch them every year because they always deliver these OMG outstanding collaborations.
The best: T.I and Justin Timberlake “Dead and Gone.” Katie Perry. I love that she was wearing a short dress and flats, her choreography mocking flirty girl sexiness and not [...]

Yesterday, I got a massage at the Wellness Institute. I mention the name because they’re having a promotion this month and massages and facials aren’t cheap, but they’re cheaper, or edging toward a price they should be in the first place.
Wait. I interrupt this post to bring you Cheryl Burke. [...]

I’m not alone. Single Mom Seeking lets her kid watch the Bachelor, too. She asked if she could link to my post about watching the Bachelor with my daughter and I said, “sure,” then tried to justify letting my kid digest visual sewage. I admitted it was a selfish thing to do. [...]