Expectations were set so low for Sarah Palin that last night she actually didn’t come off as being a complete retard (yeah, that ’s right. I said ‘retard.’ It’s one of my favorite words, and if I didn’t use it in regards to Palin that would be discrimination.) Still, I’d rather have Marge Olmstead run the country. I never want to hear the words “President Palin’ uttered in my lifetime. In fact, I’m convinced that if you stand in front of a mirror and say her name three times, you’ll turn into a dumbass.

Moving on to my real point: Books for Barack
This fundraiser was so successful that all of our books are gone, but you can still make a donation to offset shipping costs and you can get an awesome Books 4 Barack tote bag! It’s like a concert t-shirt, proving you were there except this one says Barack and not Hootie and the Blowfish, nerd.