I get these email updates from Daily Candy. I don’t read them very often, but I do like their Weekend Guide–I guess I’m mostly drawn to the format. So, I’m totally going to copy it and do my own weekend guide.
I will call it “How to Live This Weekend.” Here goes…

READ
Sweetwater by Roxanna Robinson.
What: An intense, captivating love story
Why: Because you don’t want to read the James Frey novel. Trust me.

DO
P90X
What: A DVD of twelve ball-busting workouts.
Why: The only exercise you get is pushing the cart at Costco. And the host is cheesier than a cheese-lover’s pizza. He’s the Michael Scott (The Office) of the workout world.

SHOP
Pualani
What: Sexy swimsuits that always fit.
Why: You just did P90X and you look like a junkie (but in a good way. Think Angelina Jolie as Gia).

EAT
Any nice or hip restaurant with your kid/toddler/infant/newborn that doesn’t have a dumbed down kid’s menu offering fish portions or mystery meat nuggets.
Why: Because you already gave up keg stands and one-night stands and shouldn’t have to sacrifice anything else.

DRINK
Alot

WATCH
The Tudors
What: a television series on Showtime and DVD about the reign of King Henry VIII.
Why: sexed up history lessons