Oh, hey, John. What’s up? Saw you on T.V today. Lookin’ good! You don’t look old AT ALL. Don’t listen to the playa’ haters!
Anyway…
You’re so sweet to offer to come to Washington and help. Seriously, we think it’s so great and loved the example you gave of setting up a spontaneous lemonade stand when your dad lost his job back in 1945. You’re right, it is a similar situation and we agree that alls we need is some “get-up-and-go.” Thanks for the insight.
But, um, while we’d love to see you in action, we don’t think you need to cancel the debate with Obama. It’s probably important for the American people to hear your stance on the economy seeing that you could possibly be the leader of our country in, what is it? 40 days? Wow. Time flies.

So, we’re just writing to let you know that we got the whole economy thing covered. Well, maybe not, but your physical presence isn’t necessary. In fact, we just got a text from Barack, and were thinking maybe you could do the same thing? It’s this email thing you can do on your phone. You don’t need to actaully be here so…maybe Cindy can show you how to communicate that way. There’s also cel phones, email (ask Cindy) and jets. Like, you could come here then fly back for the debate?

Anyway…
That’s cool you think the financial crisis is real though! We totally appreciate that, and don’t get us wrong–we really want to hear how you (and Palin) think you could “fix” this crisis. A conversation, or uh, a debate, may be a pretty good way of seeing both parties coming together, addressing the economy, stating views and whatnot. I know you want to “set politics aside” and all, but again, 40 days! It’s kind of time to be political LOL! and it would probably be good practice because as a president I think you may need to do some juggling and handle more than one thing at a time:>
Anyway…no pressure, but just giving you a shout that it’s cool if you don’t come here. For real. No worries. I know you’re just trying to help, but we’re all good.

Text us!
Congress

p.s…

Between you and me it’s not the worst strategy:> Don’t ask, Don’t tell. In this case, Can’t ask, Can’t tell what the hell you and Palin think about anything!

p.p.s This is the cutest picture of you and George. You’re such a maverick!