I made out with some great things–a new ipod (my first one died) and a top from Lululemon one of my favorite stores. I asked my husband: “Why do these pants make my ass look so good?” He said: “They lift and separate,” and I believe that is the key. They lift and separate your ass, something I never thought I wanted or needed. The tops and bottoms flatter every body type, I swear, and now I’m ready to go and out-om everyone in my yoga class.
The day was topped off with a fun dinner party with friends and family. My daughter’s fave friend, an older man (4 years old), came over and they dined together, then danced and posed for pictures like they were at prom. It was so nice–boys and girls truly can be friends–they don’t make distinctions between sexes, but then my daughter’s bff informed his mom that boys had penises and girls had chinas. Happy discoveries, kids!

Things I didn’t get for Mother’s Day:
1. Boobs
2. Chanel sunglasses
3. Spa day
4: Percoset

There’s always next year.