I’m headed to my high school tonight to try and sell some copies of The Descendants, my sorry novel that needs all the help it can get.
It should be fun–books and art by Punahou alumni, music, food, beer, seeing popular kids going saggy and bald. I wish that other alum author was going to be there. What’s his name? Oh yeah, Barack Obama. I guess he’s kind of busy with the kids, the world, and Bo. Did I mention that I had a Portugese Water dog? Jeez, Barry–we really do have a lot in common. We are both Random House authors, we both had our diplomas handed to us by Dr. McPhee, we both smoked pot in high school. We both love Kailua and have so much going on in our lives. We both…um…like basketball. Call me! Or whatever. I’m super busy.

Here’s the info: Wednesday, June 10, 5:00 p.m. – 8:00 p.m.
Mamiya Science Center
Art Exhibit, Literary Arts Fair, Food and Beverage Stations and Hawaiian music.

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