I’m going to miss Palin and Biden tonight. I love any opportunity I get to hear her speak and I hope she grants me another interview. Maybe I can find out what she’s watching on T.V, or what’s in her make-up bag! And ol’ Joe, I’ll miss him tonight, too. He’s like a cozy coat–so comfortable and warm, and when it’s on, you feel protected and safe. I LOVED watching him speak the other night. Intelligent, yet accessible. His dog equivalent would be a Golden Retriever. McCain’s would be a Pug Mexican Hairless mix.
She’d be a toy poodle because if you asked her what one plus one was I betcha’ poodle would be her answer. Ah geez, I’ll miss you guys. Great debate.
And now McCain and Barack are up to bat, and I was wondering, is there a drinking game for this Town Hall? I know many folks who drank every time Palin winked or didn’t answer a question and ended up drunker than an heiress. What’s tonight’s game? I need some ideas people. Here are a few for now…

1. Whenever McCain does that creepy “smile” thing, you have to take two drinks then kick someone in the balls.
2. Whenever he does the Bush snort-laugh, you have to do a line of detergent or coke if you have it.
3. Whenever he mentions Cindy you have to pop an Oxycontin.
4. Whenever he says “My friends” you have to take two drinks then jump behind the coffee table and yell, “Fire in the Hole!”
5. Whenever Barack says, “Let me be clear” or “Look,” you have to take five drinks, smoke a joint and say “Palin places first place in pole dancing polka” five times.
6. Whenever Barack does a finger wag you have to take a shot then put on a finger puppet show for your neglected child to make up for your mega-bad parenting skills.
7. If Palin is mentioned you have to take a bong hit then eat a Baked Alaska.

Good luck!
That’s all I got